in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
im not even a guy but this is funny
the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
(Inspired by other posts I’ve seen here and there on Tumblr)
one hundred notes. do you know how fucking long it took to cut out all of these with an exacto knife and scissors i cut myself like eight times i would appreciate some fucking credit here
The fuck? I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I’m so sorry. I’m trash.
WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS
IF YOU’RE IN THE HOSPITAL I DON’T CARE HOW CURIOUS YOU ARE OR CAN’T REMEMBER WHY YOU’RE IN FOR ANY REASON DON’T RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING IV IF YOU DON’T KNOW THE SITUATION AND EVEN IF YOU DO YOU PROBABLY NEED THE STUFF THEY’RE PUMPING INTO YOU FOR MEDICAL REASONS
DON’T TEAR OUT YOUR IVS AND DON’T MAKE YOUR CHARACTERS TEAR OUT THEIR IVS
Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug
A few of us at work have started “DECEMMER,” (where we draw mermaids for the month of December)…so recently I’ve started doing a series of sketchbook comics about different kinds of merpeople. Here is the first one, about the Mermit-Crab.
they’re so sexy
((cries at the beauty of it all. ~~these two~~))
(( . /////. Burger King? HAVE IT YOUR WAY. ))
Basically, 2013 was the year of:
Anda finally we have…
The basket homos
The singing homos
The megane homos (again)
ayylmao: the thrilling sequel
jesus christ I’m sick of this shit I’m actually afraid to call someone a boy or girl incase I get shit for being against people who have no gender like no it’s natural for me as a human to think if someone is a girl or boy i am a person I make mistakes if you tell me you don’t have a gender then I will never use her or him bUT I NEED TO BE TOLD I MAKE MISTAKES